Archive for March 10th, 2009

It’s Time to File for Divorce

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950′s, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let’s just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don’t like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we’ll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).

We’ll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We’ll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO’s and rednecks. We’ll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

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This country is being invaded by illegal immigrants as our government sits idly by. Currently, Atlanta is not yet seeing the same levels of violence that some other major Us cities are, such as Phoniex, AZ, but make no mistake, it is escalating.

How’s this for a plan Uncle Sam, get rid of the pork from the stimulus package and use the funds, currently being earmarked to study manure and tattoo removal, to hire on more law enforcement and DEA agents, prosecutors, correctional officers and contractors and builders to build more prisons to detain the illegal immigrants.

Illegals, I might add,that broke the law to get here and continue to break the law and endanger our citizens once they are within our borders. Funds confiscated from those smuggling other illegals, drugs or other contraban could be used to pay officers and run the prisons. Imagine the jobs created just by enforcing our laws and punishing those who break them, not to mention the by-product of having safer places to live for Americans.

In a city where Coca Cola, United Parcel Service and Home Depot are the titans of industry, there are new powerful forces on Atlanta’s block: Mexican drug cartels.

Their presence and ruthless tactics are largely unknown to most here. Yet, of the 195 U.S. cities where Mexican drug-trafficking organizations are operating, federal law enforcement officials say Atlanta has emerged as the new gateway to the troubled Southwest border.

Rival drug cartels, the same violent groups warring in Mexico for control of routes to lucrative U.S. markets, have established Atlanta as the principal distribution center for the entire eastern U.S., according to the Justice Department’s National Drug Intelligence Center.

In fiscal year 2008, federal drug authorities seized more drug-related cash in Atlanta — about $70 million — than any other region in the country, Drug Enforcement Administration records show.

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