New York Stock Exchange, New York City.

Has anyone besides me noticed that the stock market doesn’t like Obama or his Administration?? The market is down 25% since he won the election and every time he opens his mouth it seems to sink to a new low.

As someone who used to be an active daytrader (currently I am not trading as just about the only way to make money in this market is to bet that stock is going lower, shorting). In any event for those of you that follow the market I would like to take a moment to share with you some new stock market terms, lingo if you will.

CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO – Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET – A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

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