This is how all business calls should be answered….

Welcome to the United States of America

Hello and welcome to the United States of America!

America

Press ’1′ for English.

Press ’2′ to disconnect until you learn to speak English.

Learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

And the American Soldier!

The American soldier

One Died for your soul

Christ died for our souls

The other for you FREEDOM!

The died for our FREEDOM

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